SAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! M!!! JSYK, you are dead toast right now. You know why. For those of you out there that do NOT know (aka .00005% of the population), here is exactly what happened: Once upon a time, on Tuesday, Cassie passed me in lunch and said Sam Hannan (aka The Sam That Is Obsessed With Farm Animals) knew about Jarrod, and later, when I asked her how he found out, she told me Sam Maniscalco (who used to be a friend, now an eniot, cross between enemy and idiot) told him. Today, at art, I asked her exactly what he said, and she said it went like this:
ENIOT: Oooh, there's Ninja!
FARM SAM: Who's Ninja?
ENIOT: Becca's boooyfrieeeend!*
FARM SAM: Who's Ninja?
ENIOT: Becca's boooyfrieeeend!*
FARM SAM: WHO'S NINJA?!?
ENIOT: (under breath) Jarrod
Then FARM SAM does The Eyebrow Thing with his mouth in an o. And today at Shakespeare practice, when we were waitng to be let into the library, Cassie said ENIOT said there wasn't a practice and NOW SAM I KNOW YOU JUST SAID THAT TO AVOID ME!!! Note the triple ! .
* Note: NOT TRUE. unfortunately for Jarrod. He doesn't know what he's been missing.
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