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Okay, last night I hd this like superweird dream. I was in this silver car in the Schaghticoke parking lot and when I looked in the mirror thingy on the side I looked older, like 13 or 14, and I had blue hair. The guy driving was a little older, like maybe 15, and I couldn't see his face but his hair looked pretty familiar. I don't remember the car dissapearing or us getting out, but the next thing I knew, we were walking around. I asked him, "What's your name?" cause I had absolutely no idea. He looked at me with this wierd expressionless expression, and when I saw his face, I had a small, feminine heart attack. "Jarrod." he said, and he ran off. And as he was running, he sort of faded. and then I dreamt that I woke up, and then I dreamt that I was crying my eyes out, and then I actually woke up. I think that dream was basically my brain's way of telling me, " Okay, he liked you, he left you, GET OVER IT HE WAS A JERK."

HEY

WILL PET-SIT!!! TELL ME IF YOU ARE GOING AWAY FOR ANYWHERE BETWEEN A DAY AND 5 DAYS! IF THERE IS AN ABSENCE OF SCHEDULE CONFLICT, I WILL LOOK AFTER DOGS, CATS, AND/OR HORSES FOR $5 PER PET PER HOUR!!!! If interested, email me at beccarox99@yahoo.com.

The Maxx

I went to the Maxx last night. Total waste of money.

My summer so far

So far this summer I have done nothing but swim, sleep, look at pictures of Jarrod on Facebook, play iTouch games, go on the Justin Bieber app, and watch youtube videos. And I am enjoying my time away from Hawkturd and Arianna and people like that at school. A lot. More than a lot. Like infinity.

OMG NINJA PE N STUFF

OMG like 20 miinutes before the end of Phys Ed Cassie did this thing where you basically twirl a jumprope around and Jarrod was at the back of the line and HE STARTED JUMPING WITH ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST TEN SECONDS OF MY LIFE SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

Aaron Kelly

OMFZ why did Aaron Kelly get voted off American Idol?!?!?! WHY, I ASK YOU,WHYYYYYYY???????????????? He was too young to lose... so young...

OMFZ

OMFZ TODAY WE WATCHED THE WIZ IN MUSIC AND MICHAEL JACKSON'S IN IT SO AFTER CLASS IN THE HALLWAY I WAS LIKE "IT'S THE WIZARD DADA-DADA-DADA"AND IN THE MAIN HALLWAY I DID IT AGAIN AND JARROD WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND HE WAS LOOKING AT EITHER ME OR MY JUSTIN BIEBER THINKING WHAT THE H*** AND I WAS LIKE OMFZ AND I HYPERVENTILATED ALL THE WAY TO MY CLASSROOM AND I THINK I SHOULD START BREATHING AGAIN NOW SO BYYYEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hi Pplz

Please comment on this blog or you will owe me ten bucks.

OMFG

OMFG I was just walking in my driveway barefoot (baaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea) and stepped on something and like a nanosecond later there was blood all over my foot and I covered it with like 5 layers of tissues and the red still bled through and now I'm wearing 2 socks on each foot plus slippers. PROOF THAT I'M ONLY AFRAID OF BLOOD IF IT'S COMING FROM MEEE!!!

Easter

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically, I woke up, got my basket (supposedly from the Easter Bunny, yeah right), had the entire Percy Jackson series in it, plus a magazine with a whole lotta Justin Bieber, candy, etc. My breakfast was, not so surprisingly, a yellow lollipop shaped like a rabbit. At a quarter to 12, I went to my Aunt Evelyn's house, talked to my cousins, watched my cousin Tyler (a.k.a. Dorkus Tylerus) in his natural habitat (the video game room) doing his hourly ritual (playing games that are rated M), ate pie, went home. And now, I'm writing this (duh) while chewing egg-shaped bubblegum.

Twitter

http://Inowhaveatwitter.com/This_is_awesome_read_my_tweets NOT A REAL WEBSITE BUT U GET THE POINT

Extremely SAD Post

Lest we forget April Phann (a.k.a. April Bieber or bieberdollbabe , according to the interweb), a Justin Bieber megafanatic who died from head trauma when she got run over by a school bus on Sunday, March 29, 2010. She was a high school sophomore at Lakota East High School in Ohio. If you have a Twitter, go to www.tinypetition.com/aprlphannjb and SIGN THE TINY PETITION!!!!!!!! We lost a belieber ( nickname for a Bieber fan), a member of the Bieber fan family. I almost cried shen I saw the article on www.justinbieberzone.com . One signing, just one time (get it? One Time) can make a difference!

American Idoool, Lalalaaaaaaaaaaa!

OK, I'm writing this like a week late, but LACEY WENT HOME ?!?!?! HOW CAN LACEY GO HOME?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAA

Hiiiiiiiiiii

Sorry I haven't posted in like a month... In the past month:

-I became friends with Arianna
-I became enemies with Arianna
-I got a Facebook page (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!)
-I think Jarrod (<3) and I are official... not sure
-My entire marking period grades went down ( mostly A+'s to mostly A's)
-I got obsessed with Justin Bieber (JUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!)
-I became even more obsessed with Jarrod ( I know, astonising that it's possible)
-Got into a Taylor Swift vs. Megan Fox fight with Tony, Certified Supernerd
-Heard Jump Then Fall and Crazier by Taylor Swift for the first times
-Other stuff

Sorry...

Sorry I haven't been on in a while, here's some of the BIG stuff that happened to me since I last wrote:

I feedbacked at Kay's house. If you're wondering why, I thought of the Facebook picture that everyone's emailing each other where Sam M (aka ENIOT, and he's back up to freniotdo, which is friend, enemy, idot, and weirdo) has his arm around Arianna (his GF). Revolting, I know.

I read Twilight in 4 days, reading only in the car and at night.

I was drinking from the water fountain after phys ed, and Kelly L. was right behind me. When I leaned in, she pushed my face in. She is SO lucky I swallowed some of the water (down the wrong pipe, I might add) and I was coughing my head off, or I woulda yelled at her so loud...And a cute guy was walking by us too...

I did a blind makeover with my friend Cara... she messed up my face so bad, I chased her around the house with a roll of duct tape.

Cheese the Hampster and Pictionary Man say sayonara, they are going to Japan.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

SAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! M!!! JSYK, you are dead toast right now. You know why. For those of you out there that do NOT know (aka .00005% of the population), here is exactly what happened: Once upon a time, on Tuesday, Cassie passed me in lunch and said Sam Hannan (aka The Sam That Is Obsessed With Farm Animals) knew about Jarrod, and later, when I asked her how he found out, she told me Sam Maniscalco (who used to be a friend, now an eniot, cross between enemy and idiot) told him. Today, at art, I asked her exactly what he said, and she said it went like this:
ENIOT: Oooh, there's Ninja!
FARM SAM: Who's Ninja?
ENIOT: Becca's boooyfrieeeend!*
FARM SAM: Who's Ninja?
ENIOT: Becca's boooyfrieeeend!*
FARM SAM: WHO'S NINJA?!?
ENIOT: (under breath) Jarrod
Then FARM SAM does The Eyebrow Thing with his mouth in an o. And today at Shakespeare practice, when we were waitng to be let into the library, Cassie said ENIOT said there wasn't a practice and NOW SAM I KNOW YOU JUST SAID THAT TO AVOID ME!!! Note the triple ! .

* Note: NOT TRUE. unfortunately for Jarrod. He doesn't know what he's been missing.

My Left Sneaker is now Sacred

If ya wanna know why, well, read on. It all started in the morning, around 5 minutes after I got out of bed (aka 35 minutes after I woke up). I had a weird gut feeling that brown-bagging lunch today instead of buying the mysterious mixture of garbage they sell at school would be a good idea. So when I was getting my lunch from my locker, Jarrod's class was walking by, and the outside of his right sneaker brushed against the outside of my left sneaker. But Brooks (aka Doofy Chicken, but let's just call him DC for short) was right in front of him, and if anybody finds out FOR SURE that it was DC, please contact me so I can burn the sneaker. Ick.

Oh Yeah

I forgot, yesterday in math Stephen asked me to insult him on this blog, so STEPHEN,YOU ARE NORMAL. There, ya happy?

Hi Just Read The Post

Am writing this on my DSi (yeah,I know, like I don't do that every time already) cuz my mom got mad cuz I wouldn't clean my room. And last night, around 7, I was putting a container of pasta and meatballs, and I don't know how, but it ALL spilled! And the, after I picked it all up, well, you can guess what happened next. I spent the whole night wishing my stupid dog would lick faster. But on the upside, I just had hot chocolate... speaking of which, Cassie Bielmier is the best Hangman player I ever met. She guessed CHOCOLATE IS GOOD without me even drawing the head. Wowee.

Ouch.

Ouch. I was just dancing around my room like a total idiot, then I think I tilted my head to the left a little too much. But it's nothing serious. It's already feeling better. GTG.TAJ. That means got to go think about Jarrod.

Oh Yeah

Oh yeah people I forgot to tell you, well IF YOU ARE INSANE, WHICH IN THIS CASE MEANS HAVING NOTHING AGAINST BROOKS BALDWIN, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING. Okay, here goes nothin'. Last night, I had a really weird nightmare. Brooks Baldwin(aka The Guy Who Said The Beginning Of Love Story Sounded Like An Ice Cream Truck) was Jarrod's fraturnal (nonidentical) twin. Quintuple Cringe. That means cringe times 5. I mean, the only feature they share is that they're tall. Do you people think I should make a nickname for Brooks like Doofy Chicken or something like that? Unless Jarrod's friends with him. Then I have nothing against him.LOL.

Super Bored! Da didee daaaaa!

Uuuuuuuuuugh sooooooooo boooooooooored there is absolutely nothing to do here! Too dark and freezatory to go out, my dog and cat are both asleep, my mom is using the computer, I can't find the Wii remote, this stupid DSi can't do email, and I'm sick of Mariokart! No offense, Toad. Or Waluigi Pinball. You get the point. And today was free-seating day at lunch, and the table I sat at was really close to Jarrod's and he was wearing a YANKEE JERSEY.Shudder. Makes him slightly uncuted. ;-P. Emoticon of disgust. B. Y. E.

Taylor Squared

Good news and bad news. Okay, bad news first. I just read that either Taylor dumped Taylor or Taylor dumped Taylor. Poor Taylor. Or Taylor. But as I was saying, the good news is TAYLOR LAUTNER AKA HOTNER IS SINGLE! UNO! ONE-ED! YAAAAAAAY! lol :)

Just Read The Post

OK IS ANYONE ANYONE AT ALL READING THIS BEEPING BLOG? Seriously, if you are reading this, make a Blogger accunt and comment, reassuring me that somebody's reading this thing.GTG

Hello Random Steak People

Yeeeeeaaaaaah... don't even ask. About the post title, I mean. But anyways, I had the 2nd or 3rd most fun sleepover like EVER last night/ today. Almost told Cara and Jenette (NOT Jenette McCurdy aka Sam on iCarly)about the... ahem... marshmallow... not Jarrod or another crush, but another thing... evil,invisible force Cassie warned me and Kay about but did not describe that much... but assuming from what she's told me, it's not even dark. OK, it's one word... oppisite of light, then Loch ____ Monster (Ness). Also, how can Cara refuse to admit that Taylor Hotner us cute? Same thing with Jarrod, or that guy that I know the name of but am unwilling to announce, plus like every other cute guy on the planet... but you get the point.

Hey Peoples (AGAIN)

Hey peoples, sorry I couldn't write for like a week. I've been reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally busy. But I've learned 2 things in the past 8 days: 1 that the blonde that plays Malvolio in the TAG (Talented and Gifted) program Twelfth Night Shakespeare play thing is kinda cute, and 2 Jarrod looks taller and therefore cuter in shorts (and by cuter I mean like even more extremely). <3 . Aaaaaaaaaaaand guess who's gotta write a report on Brett Helquist (a.k.a. the illustrator for the Series of Unfortunate Events) by MONDAY??? Of course me. And just because I pointed out a somewhat funny Series of Unfortunat Events poster in the school library. And did my teacher just make a comment and leave? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not in my life (cause it sucks).She did a minilecture on his style of drawing, printed some stuff out and the rest is history ( history, may I point out, that is almost as tragic as Kris Allen winning American Idol, and no offense to Kris Allen).

(:Ninja:)

In case you haven't read any of my other posts,Ninja is this REALLY cute guy. But OMG guys Ninja looked at me today!And not the just-looking-at-a-random-person look or the I-hate-you look, but the I-like-you look woithout the eyebrows! Cassie, if you comment, don't say his name. Or the other thing that I am unwilling to put in this post. Seriously. Don't.

Jan 4

Today was possibly the best day of my life so far. Here's why: At the end of the day, I was out in the school hallway waiting for the person on the PA to call fifth grade out to buses, and I was just leaning against a random locker. Then, the cutest guy in the history of FOREVER whom I've had a ginormous crush on since September (let's just call him Ninja like I do with my friends)and all his blonde glory came to the locker and stuff and I learned 4 things: 1)He's actually not that much taller than me, 2)he looks totally hackin' awesome in black and yellow, 3)it is possible to memorize a 4- digit locker number in under ten seconds, and 4) that it is possible to be within 2 feet of Ninja and not pass out. See?GTG

Master Multitasker!

5 minutes ago, I was singing along to More by Selena Gomez, chewing gum,AND playing Mariokart at the same exact time!

This blog is my diary/journal

As the title to this post implies, this blog is my diary/journal.Right now, this very instant, I am listening to my Selena Gomez CD.Kiss and tell is AWESOME. Only about a quarter of my brain is focused on this blog. The rest of it is a jumble of Taylor Hotner, my extreme case of Bieber Fever, singing along along to Naturally, and, ahem, him. Nothing left to say. Peace out.

Hey peoples!

Hey, this is Becca. Well, one of my new year's resolutions was to start a blog, and I actually did it! Woo-hoo!lol